Piada do Dia

Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day. Al says to Joe,

- You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico.

Joe thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to a Mexican city and begin to set up in the middle of the town square.

As they are constructing the tower a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them work. When they had finished they looked down and realized this is a huge crowd. They are imagining all the money they will make from this trip. Joe says to Al,

- Man this was a great idea. Look at that crowd. We're gonna be rich!

Joe agrees and says,

- What do you think we should do to get them excited and ready
to come up here and jump?

- How about we give them a demonstration?! says Joe.

Al agrees and after a short discussion they agree since it was Al's money making idea hes hould have the pleasure of introducing Bungee-Jumping to the crowd. He secures the rope to his safety belt makes sure everything else is in place. He steps onto the platform, turns to Joe smiles and says,

- Here's our first step towards retirement.

As he leaps Joe yells,

- Go for it man!

Al bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, Joe notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Joe reaches out to grab him, unfortunately, he isn't able to catch him, and Al falls again. He bounces up and comes back up again. This time he is bruised and bleeding. Again Joe reaches out to grab, but misses him. Al falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes back pretty messed up. He's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily Joe catches him this time and says,

- What happened? ! Was the cord too long?

Barely able to speak, Al gasps,

- No, the bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd and... what the heck is a Piñata ???

Explicação da piada : Para quem não sabe, Piñata é aquela velha e tradicional brincadeira mexicana de colocar uma vaca, ou estrela, de barro cheio de doces pendurada em uma corda onde você mete o sarrafo, baixa a porrada, vendado com um porrete até ela quebrar e liberar os doces.
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